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posted 06-04-08 04:50 PM EDT (US)   


Welcome, psychopaths, gentlemen, and godly orange sailors! This is the official Adminstration, Senate, and Cabinet of The Banned Pepsi party. Please enjoy your stay and feel most welcome to enter the DUST headquarters!



Executive Branch


Our Lord, God, Master of all Things - GoSailing, the Great
President of Empire Earth Heaven - A_Banned_User
President of Empire Earth Heaven - Normandy
Vice President of EEH - Friend Of Old

Cabinet/Legislative Branch


-- Ministry of Plenty --
Minister of Health - Normandy887
Minister of The Treasury - Arvedui*
Minister of Tax and Economics - Arvedui
Minister of Shipping - Rot
Minister of Transport - FoO

-- Ministry of Peace --
Minister of Defence - Sargon
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Arvedui

-- Ministry of Truth --
Minister of Education - Arvedui*
Minister of Popular Enlightenment - Sargon
Minister of Redundancy Minister - Maeg

-- Ministry of Love --
Head of the Ministry of Love - Arvedui
Minister of Homeland Security - Sargon
Minister of Law and Punishment - Arvedui*

-- Important Heads --
Chancellor - FoO
Mafia Godfather - Rot
CEO and Head Researcher of DUST - FoO
Chairman and Treasurer of the Village Green Preservation Society - Scud
Lord of Humbug - FoO
Head of the Senate - Arvedui

-- Proles --
The Ministry Fool - TBK
Janitor - Nacht
DUST Test Subject - Nacht


All policy shall be decided by the Ministers and Presidents of Empire Earth Heaven. If we should require any other ministers, jobs in the cabinet will open up.


Remember, GoSailing is the Holy God of Everything. You will respect your God higher than the presidents, but they still rule your souls with an iron fist.

There are no opposition parties allowed. Not for two years, the time of the next election.

The title of Chancellor will be given to he who wins Evolva.

Our National Currency shall be the German Mark circa November 1923. So for knuckle draggers, that is 4,000,000,000,000 to one US Dollar.

Arvy & Sargy Co. have a permanent footing at EEH; they are a respected group and may not be thrown out. They may however choose to leave though we hope they do not as they generate all the Economy's money and are working around the clock to increase the value of our drastically failing currency. Just aid their research: we pay government funding into all their endevours.

To earn favour, you must WIN games hosted by a Minister or President. Lots of favour may be exhanged for a prize such as a permenant, high paying, do nothing job in our Senate.

We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy. Remember, though: Thoughtcrime does not entail death; thoughtcrime is death.

FoO is our High Priest and administers all FailBoats. His nickname is Failboat FoO. He is to be revered. The government of EEH and Arvy & Sargy Co. support all his endeavours in DUST, as well. He is wonderful. He is the great FoO.

DUST (The Department of Unethical Scientific Testing) as lead by Friend of Old has a permenant foothold in Empire Earth Heaven as it is apparent their horrific loving torture research is in the best interest of the lands.

War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength. He who controls the past controls the future, and he who controls the present controls the past.

This government is pacifist. However, we do not tolerate heretics of the Mighty Sails, escaped DUST experiments, or various other things.

If there's anything wrong with this or an edit must be made, please, please ask me to edit the thread and I will.

All and any laws broken may result in a ban. We will also sacrifice you to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.





Basic rights:
- Freedom of Speech
- Freedom of the press
- Freedom to express religious beliefs
- Freedom to destroy nuboids
- Freedom of intimidation from the law
- Right to own a pair of bear arms
- All are equal before the court

Ministrial Rights:
- One vote on laws based on each cabinent posision held
- May introduce bills
- Must be nominated and approved by chancellor, vice, or president
- One person can hold up to three ministerial positions
- All open Ministerial positions will be held by the Head of the Senate (owner of the thread). These fields will have an asterisk next to his name.

Chancellor powers:
- May aprove Ministers
- Has one vote in the bill passing process
- Is the current holder of the Evola thread

Vice Presidential Powers
- Holds one vote in the bill passing process
- May approve Ministers
- Can be removed by president at any time
- If during time of crisis, my call NO FAITH on the president

Presidential powers:
- Must be elected every two years
- There can never be more than TWO presidents
- May approve Ministers
- Have right to Veto
- Agreements on all fronts (President, Vice, Chancellor) may not be overruled by sails
- Has right to rule without government in a time of crisis (The Senate must first approve this)
- Has right to defend self against a call of no faith, decided by a ministry vote
- may remove, at will, his vice and reinstate a new one without aproval of Sails
- May remove ministers from office

Amendments:

- Amendments can be proposed by anyone
- Amendments require 2/3 majority to be passed
- Amendments cannot be repealed

The Truly Devout:


GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Arvedui
Nacht

Those with the power to vote on bills:


Normandy
Sargon
Arvedui
Rot
FoO
Maegereg
Scud
Banned
Nacht

Amendments


Amendment 1

We allow the current holder of Evolva to decide who is chancellor. As we all know, we previously held that the current OP of Evolva is simply the chancellor. But this does not hold enough ground, and is not broad enough.

Conditions
Each minister gets to vote on whether they agree with this being passed. I will contact Banned, other EEH president, as soon as possible to shed some light on this proposition. The ministers may vote whenever they wish. Once elected Chancellor, you may not be removed from power unless strong proof arises that you are corrupt, you leave EEH, or you willingly resign.


Amendment 2

DUST is now granted supreme power over all those judged to be sub-par forummers. We need this so that we can develop a drug that will enhance grammar, vocabulary and the need to be constructive and interesting in n00bs.

Conditions
For this DUST will need supreme judgment to rule who are n00bs and who isn't. The head of the new Department of Love will be my trusted associate researcher, Arvedui.



Current Propositions


CP2

How about, at the end of each semi-annual mafia awards, Arvy and I each host a game simultaneously (and collaboratively). We can start on July 2, 2008. The Star Wars theme will last until July 2, 2009.

Conditions
None


Normandy
Sargon - Nay
Arvedui - Aye
Rot - Aye
FoO - Aye
Maegereg
Scud - Aye
Banned
RCM


***

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by Arvedui (edited 02-08-2009 @ 05:02 PM).]

Replies:
posted 10-20-08 02:24 PM EDT (US)     631 / 667  
Ginger Coffee.
because I strive to be different.

"It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer
"The real revolution starts with learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention" - Tim McIlath
"We're All The PirateBay"
~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

posted 10-20-08 05:20 PM EDT (US)     632 / 667  
You would, wouldn't you?

Doctor FoO
posted 10-20-08 05:51 PM EDT (US)     633 / 667  
Hot Chocolate is not on list, I demand it be added to the list.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-20-08 05:53 PM EDT (US)     634 / 667  
That's my favorite too, but between tea and coffee, definitely tea.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 10-20-08 06:52 PM EDT (US)     635 / 667  
Tea is very watery for me. It's more like hot water with a little bit of flavoring. Coffee is very creamy and foamy, and I love that feeling. Both are good, but I prefer coffee.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 10-21-08 02:36 AM EDT (US)     636 / 667  
Tea is decent, but coffee is better.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-21-08 11:34 AM EDT (US)     637 / 667  
Tea is very watery for me. It's more like hot water with a little bit of flavoring.
Try brewing Tea correctly.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-21-08 01:26 PM EDT (US)     638 / 667  
Tea is great when brewed correctly but as there are many different styles technically there is no correct way.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-21-08 02:03 PM EDT (US)     639 / 667  
Yes, there is. Twining's English Breakfast tea bag, plonk it in a mug and pour boiling hot water into it, followed by milk. No sugar. This is a basic remedy, which can be expanded on in many ways, which you can find in my upcoming "Sargon's Tea Brewerybook".

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-21-08 04:28 PM EDT (US)     640 / 667  
I love hot choclate! I do drink other hot drinks, like tea, but when I do I just think 'Why am I drinking this, when I could be drinking hot chocolate?'

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
posted 10-21-08 04:56 PM EDT (US)     641 / 667  
I'm drinking some delicious hot chocolate witha spritz of cinnamon....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-21-08 05:57 PM EDT (US)     642 / 667  
Hot chocolate does not contain caffine, at least not to the extent of tea or coffee. Soft drinks are cold and I reject them from the list, because we all know which of those are best.

That's why it is tea vs. coffee. I'm also noting that unsurpisingly the Englanders here lean towards tea and the Emmigrants prefer coffee.

Doctor FoO
posted 10-21-08 06:46 PM EDT (US)     643 / 667  
The only person who said Coffee was Arvy. Everybody else said Tea, which means more Americans said tea than coffee.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-21-08 07:24 PM EDT (US)     644 / 667  
Didn't Taylor say coffee, too?
Yes, there is. Twining's English Breakfast tea bag, plonk it in a mug and pour boiling hot water into it, followed by milk. No sugar. This is a basic remedy, which can be expanded on in many ways, which you can find in my upcoming "Sargon's Tea Brewerybook".
How the hell do you think I make tea? Boil water, put a tea bag in a cup, pour in the hot water, followed by milk. I rarely put sugar. Yet it's still horribly watery.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 10-22-08 01:21 AM EDT (US)     645 / 667  
Tea is more watery then coffee. Coffee has more body.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-22-08 01:36 AM EDT (US)     646 / 667  
It really just depends what brand of tea you use. One of the brands common in the US that I like is Lipton, just normal tea. Don't get the green tea or chamamile or other flavors, just the normal or original or whatever it is.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-22-08 01:39 AM EDT (US)     647 / 667  
I actually rather like chamomile tea. I use it to help me sleep.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-22-08 02:51 AM EDT (US)     648 / 667  
@Sails: I use Lipton.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 10-22-08 10:19 AM EDT (US)     649 / 667  
Then you are doomed to a life of misery and despair for your lack of of tea.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-22-08 10:33 AM EDT (US)     650 / 667  
I usually only drink tea when I have a sore throat, and not very often even then.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 10-22-08 11:02 AM EDT (US)     651 / 667  
It really just depends what brand of tea you use. One of the brands common in the US that I like is Lipton, just normal tea. Don't get the green tea or chamamile or other flavors, just the normal or original or whatever it is.
No offence, and not wanting to be all nationalistic, but Lipton is the shittiest Tea I have ever drank. It tastes watery, and has basically no flavour.
@Sails: I use Lipton.
That explains the wateriness...

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-22-08 05:00 PM EDT (US)     652 / 667  
Use yorkshire tea.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-24-08 05:40 AM EDT (US)     653 / 667  
Yorkshire tea? Yorkshire? Nonsense. It's all about Kent tea.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-24-08 10:07 AM EDT (US)     654 / 667  
Those brands are, AFAIK, not present here. Besides, Lipton tastes exactly the same as all the tea I had when I was England.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-24-08 10:29 AM EDT (US)     655 / 667  
We have alot of Indian tea down here. Good stuff.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-24-08 10:45 AM EDT (US)     656 / 667  
I always add honey to my tea.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 10-24-08 02:42 PM EDT (US)     657 / 667  
Wait you can do that?

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-24-08 03:30 PM EDT (US)     658 / 667  
Of course. Good for colds and sore throats.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-24-08 06:19 PM EDT (US)     659 / 667  
Yes, it is. Simply lemon and tea in boiling water is fairly tasty and good for sore throats as well.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-24-08 06:21 PM EDT (US)     660 / 667  
They shoukld teach this stuff in aschool.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
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