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posted 06-04-08 04:50 PM EDT (US)   


Welcome, psychopaths, gentlemen, and godly orange sailors! This is the official Adminstration, Senate, and Cabinet of The Banned Pepsi party. Please enjoy your stay and feel most welcome to enter the DUST headquarters!



Executive Branch


Our Lord, God, Master of all Things - GoSailing, the Great
President of Empire Earth Heaven - A_Banned_User
President of Empire Earth Heaven - Normandy
Vice President of EEH - Friend Of Old

Cabinet/Legislative Branch


-- Ministry of Plenty --
Minister of Health - Normandy887
Minister of The Treasury - Arvedui*
Minister of Tax and Economics - Arvedui
Minister of Shipping - Rot
Minister of Transport - FoO

-- Ministry of Peace --
Minister of Defence - Sargon
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Arvedui

-- Ministry of Truth --
Minister of Education - Arvedui*
Minister of Popular Enlightenment - Sargon
Minister of Redundancy Minister - Maeg

-- Ministry of Love --
Head of the Ministry of Love - Arvedui
Minister of Homeland Security - Sargon
Minister of Law and Punishment - Arvedui*

-- Important Heads --
Chancellor - FoO
Mafia Godfather - Rot
CEO and Head Researcher of DUST - FoO
Chairman and Treasurer of the Village Green Preservation Society - Scud
Lord of Humbug - FoO
Head of the Senate - Arvedui

-- Proles --
The Ministry Fool - TBK
Janitor - Nacht
DUST Test Subject - Nacht


All policy shall be decided by the Ministers and Presidents of Empire Earth Heaven. If we should require any other ministers, jobs in the cabinet will open up.


Remember, GoSailing is the Holy God of Everything. You will respect your God higher than the presidents, but they still rule your souls with an iron fist.

There are no opposition parties allowed. Not for two years, the time of the next election.

The title of Chancellor will be given to he who wins Evolva.

Our National Currency shall be the German Mark circa November 1923. So for knuckle draggers, that is 4,000,000,000,000 to one US Dollar.

Arvy & Sargy Co. have a permanent footing at EEH; they are a respected group and may not be thrown out. They may however choose to leave though we hope they do not as they generate all the Economy's money and are working around the clock to increase the value of our drastically failing currency. Just aid their research: we pay government funding into all their endevours.

To earn favour, you must WIN games hosted by a Minister or President. Lots of favour may be exhanged for a prize such as a permenant, high paying, do nothing job in our Senate.

We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy. Remember, though: Thoughtcrime does not entail death; thoughtcrime is death.

FoO is our High Priest and administers all FailBoats. His nickname is Failboat FoO. He is to be revered. The government of EEH and Arvy & Sargy Co. support all his endeavours in DUST, as well. He is wonderful. He is the great FoO.

DUST (The Department of Unethical Scientific Testing) as lead by Friend of Old has a permenant foothold in Empire Earth Heaven as it is apparent their horrific loving torture research is in the best interest of the lands.

War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength. He who controls the past controls the future, and he who controls the present controls the past.

This government is pacifist. However, we do not tolerate heretics of the Mighty Sails, escaped DUST experiments, or various other things.

If there's anything wrong with this or an edit must be made, please, please ask me to edit the thread and I will.

All and any laws broken may result in a ban. We will also sacrifice you to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.





Basic rights:
- Freedom of Speech
- Freedom of the press
- Freedom to express religious beliefs
- Freedom to destroy nuboids
- Freedom of intimidation from the law
- Right to own a pair of bear arms
- All are equal before the court

Ministrial Rights:
- One vote on laws based on each cabinent posision held
- May introduce bills
- Must be nominated and approved by chancellor, vice, or president
- One person can hold up to three ministerial positions
- All open Ministerial positions will be held by the Head of the Senate (owner of the thread). These fields will have an asterisk next to his name.

Chancellor powers:
- May aprove Ministers
- Has one vote in the bill passing process
- Is the current holder of the Evola thread

Vice Presidential Powers
- Holds one vote in the bill passing process
- May approve Ministers
- Can be removed by president at any time
- If during time of crisis, my call NO FAITH on the president

Presidential powers:
- Must be elected every two years
- There can never be more than TWO presidents
- May approve Ministers
- Have right to Veto
- Agreements on all fronts (President, Vice, Chancellor) may not be overruled by sails
- Has right to rule without government in a time of crisis (The Senate must first approve this)
- Has right to defend self against a call of no faith, decided by a ministry vote
- may remove, at will, his vice and reinstate a new one without aproval of Sails
- May remove ministers from office

Amendments:

- Amendments can be proposed by anyone
- Amendments require 2/3 majority to be passed
- Amendments cannot be repealed

The Truly Devout:


GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Arvedui
Nacht

Those with the power to vote on bills:


Normandy
Sargon
Arvedui
Rot
FoO
Maegereg
Scud
Banned
Nacht

Amendments


Amendment 1

We allow the current holder of Evolva to decide who is chancellor. As we all know, we previously held that the current OP of Evolva is simply the chancellor. But this does not hold enough ground, and is not broad enough.

Conditions
Each minister gets to vote on whether they agree with this being passed. I will contact Banned, other EEH president, as soon as possible to shed some light on this proposition. The ministers may vote whenever they wish. Once elected Chancellor, you may not be removed from power unless strong proof arises that you are corrupt, you leave EEH, or you willingly resign.


Amendment 2

DUST is now granted supreme power over all those judged to be sub-par forummers. We need this so that we can develop a drug that will enhance grammar, vocabulary and the need to be constructive and interesting in n00bs.

Conditions
For this DUST will need supreme judgment to rule who are n00bs and who isn't. The head of the new Department of Love will be my trusted associate researcher, Arvedui.



Current Propositions


CP2

How about, at the end of each semi-annual mafia awards, Arvy and I each host a game simultaneously (and collaboratively). We can start on July 2, 2008. The Star Wars theme will last until July 2, 2009.

Conditions
None


Normandy
Sargon - Nay
Arvedui - Aye
Rot - Aye
FoO - Aye
Maegereg
Scud - Aye
Banned
RCM


***

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by Arvedui (edited 02-08-2009 @ 05:02 PM).]

Replies:
posted 10-14-08 04:54 PM EDT (US)     601 / 667  
Damn you Arvy your sentences are dripping with win, I cannot win.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-14-08 04:58 PM EDT (US)     602 / 667  
Arvy is a subscriber to DUSTwin. The weekly magazine that gives you all the dry wit and humour found outside of Scud! Ergo, he'll always win more that you, unless you subscribe...



*clubs for good measure*

Doctor FoO
posted 10-14-08 05:01 PM EDT (US)     603 / 667  
*subscribes*

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-14-08 05:07 PM EDT (US)     604 / 667  
Damn you Arvy your sentences are dripping with win, I cannot win.
*resists urge to clean up sentence* As the Messiah of Fail, I am made of win.
Arvy is a subscriber to DUSTwin. The weekly magazine that gives you all the dry wit and humour found outside of Scud! Ergo, he'll always win more that you, unless you subscribe...
Don't forget to mention that he can't subscribe.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 10-14-08 05:08 PM EDT (US)     605 / 667  
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Damn
*bows to FoO and Arvy's combined might*

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-15-08 02:48 PM EDT (US)     606 / 667  
It is an exclusive club indeed. For example some golf clubs have lines in the bar that women may not cross. You, Empire, have yet to earn the right to cross this line, like I and Jeager have done before you.

(Note: This is not literal. I'm not saying I or Jeager had a sex change to get accepted on an internet forum. It's a metaphor. Why would I ever want to be a man? Yuck. )

Doctor FoO
posted 10-15-08 03:05 PM EDT (US)     607 / 667  
Why would I ever want to be a man? Yuck.
Quite. We all know FoO is a Pimm's testing robot.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-15-08 03:12 PM EDT (US)     608 / 667  
True he drinks 365 bottles a day in celebration of...of...of well evrything actually.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-15-08 03:22 PM EDT (US)     609 / 667  
True he drinks 365 bottles a day in celebration of...of...of well evrything actually.
But of Pimm's, mostly.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-16-08 06:49 AM EDT (US)     610 / 667  
Whats so great about Pimms anyway?

And before anyone goes 'lol lets club him' or something stupid like that, don't.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-16-08 10:12 AM EDT (US)     611 / 667  
I'm not sure, I've never had one. Underage drinking, etc.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 10-16-08 10:58 AM EDT (US)     612 / 667  
Why would I ever want to be a man?
Because men have penises which can be great fun when played with by somebody else. Or yourself, I guess.
I'm not sure, I've never had one. Underage drinking, etc.
I haven't either, but thats just because I don't think they are common here in America. It might be on the East coast, but certainly none here in California.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-16-08 11:09 AM EDT (US)     613 / 667  
Bleh! Pimm's is an epic drink. EPIC.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-17-08 08:33 AM EDT (US)     614 / 667  
Looks pretty weak to be honest. All cocktails and stuff.

But then again, you foreigners don't really have too much decent alcoholic drinks, so I guess it's not your fault.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-17-08 10:56 AM EDT (US)     615 / 667  
Taylor insulted Pimms!!!

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-17-08 02:18 PM EDT (US)     616 / 667  
Taylor was ****ing ironic. Fosters? FOSTERS? I laugh!

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-17-08 06:30 PM EDT (US)     617 / 667  
Fosters is cheap exported crap. We barely even sell it here. I do not joke.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-18-08 06:26 AM EDT (US)     618 / 667  
Well, its about the only thing I can go by...

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 10-18-08 06:53 AM EDT (US)     619 / 667  
And that is why you will forever live in depravity.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-18-08 09:09 AM EDT (US)     620 / 667  
The Australians must have great beer, or the adverts lied!!!

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-18-08 06:40 PM EDT (US)     621 / 667  
Why would I ever want to be a man?
That was a joke, in case you were confused. I have an, odd, sense of humour shall we say...

Pimm's No. 1 is a mix of gin and something else I can't remember right now. It's a particular blend of spirits and is indeed a European, if not just British drink. It can be drunk straight, or, as I prefer, with lemonade.

Empire, your location is much improved, and indeed quite accurate.

Doctor FoO
posted 10-18-08 06:59 PM EDT (US)     622 / 667  
Why would I want to mix alcohol with lemonade?
The Australians must have great beer, or the adverts lied!!!
We do, you just gotta get the right brands.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.

[This message has been edited by Flaming Warhawk (edited 10-18-2008 @ 07:00 PM).]

posted 10-18-08 10:11 PM EDT (US)     623 / 667  
Well thats true with any country's food and drink business. There is always going to be cheap alcohol that tastes like crap made for people without enough money to buy decent stuff, and then some decent stuff and then ridiculously over-priced alcohol to be used very rarely.
That was a joke, in case you were confused. I have an, odd, sense of humour shall we say...
I know it was a joke, I responded in kind.
Why would I want to mix alcohol with lemonade?
Some people like it to make it taste better, but I'm not really sure why because there are plenty of different alcoholic beverages that taste fine straight.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-19-08 02:07 AM EDT (US)     624 / 667  
Well thats true with any country's food and drink business. There is always going to be cheap alcohol that tastes like crap made for people without enough money to buy decent stuff, and then some decent stuff and then ridiculously over-priced alcohol to be used very rarely.
Oh by right brands I meant most Australian brands, which are affordable and great

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-19-08 04:25 PM EDT (US)     625 / 667  
Pimm's is quite a British drink, but this has made me think. Why are we debating alcoholic drinks when the most strongly contested battle is the caffine wars. Yes, the one true question.

Tea or Coffee?


Obviously tea beats coffee, because it is refined, dignified and completely supreme whears coffee is bitter and foul. Discuss why I'm right, and if you don't agree I'll have you clubbed and carted off to DUST, where we'll force feed you tead through a tube until you admit you were wrong.

Doctor FoO
posted 10-19-08 05:48 PM EDT (US)     626 / 667  
I like both of them. Coffee is more creamy, though. It all depends on how you make it.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 10-20-08 03:50 AM EDT (US)     627 / 667  
Coffee.

Because it's better. I don't drink to look refined, the whole concept of being refines is decadent.

Also, I'm sure I'll be able to handle whatever you throw at me FoO. If I can handle my platoon of people who are bigger, older, and way more messed up then me, then I can do anything.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 10-20-08 10:05 AM EDT (US)     628 / 667  
I prefer tea.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 10-20-08 10:40 AM EDT (US)     629 / 667  
Tea for me.

Who Dares Wins - SAS Motto.
My LOTR Saga Thread(Currently In Production)
My Scens: The SASo0-0o Hold The City
posted 10-20-08 11:29 AM EDT (US)     630 / 667  
Tea. Duh.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
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