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posted 06-04-08 04:50 PM EDT (US)   


Welcome, psychopaths, gentlemen, and godly orange sailors! This is the official Adminstration, Senate, and Cabinet of The Banned Pepsi party. Please enjoy your stay and feel most welcome to enter the DUST headquarters!



Executive Branch


Our Lord, God, Master of all Things - GoSailing, the Great
President of Empire Earth Heaven - A_Banned_User
President of Empire Earth Heaven - Normandy
Vice President of EEH - Friend Of Old

Cabinet/Legislative Branch


-- Ministry of Plenty --
Minister of Health - Normandy887
Minister of The Treasury - Arvedui*
Minister of Tax and Economics - Arvedui
Minister of Shipping - Rot
Minister of Transport - FoO

-- Ministry of Peace --
Minister of Defence - Sargon
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Arvedui

-- Ministry of Truth --
Minister of Education - Arvedui*
Minister of Popular Enlightenment - Sargon
Minister of Redundancy Minister - Maeg

-- Ministry of Love --
Head of the Ministry of Love - Arvedui
Minister of Homeland Security - Sargon
Minister of Law and Punishment - Arvedui*

-- Important Heads --
Chancellor - FoO
Mafia Godfather - Rot
CEO and Head Researcher of DUST - FoO
Chairman and Treasurer of the Village Green Preservation Society - Scud
Lord of Humbug - FoO
Head of the Senate - Arvedui

-- Proles --
The Ministry Fool - TBK
Janitor - Nacht
DUST Test Subject - Nacht


All policy shall be decided by the Ministers and Presidents of Empire Earth Heaven. If we should require any other ministers, jobs in the cabinet will open up.


Remember, GoSailing is the Holy God of Everything. You will respect your God higher than the presidents, but they still rule your souls with an iron fist.

There are no opposition parties allowed. Not for two years, the time of the next election.

The title of Chancellor will be given to he who wins Evolva.

Our National Currency shall be the German Mark circa November 1923. So for knuckle draggers, that is 4,000,000,000,000 to one US Dollar.

Arvy & Sargy Co. have a permanent footing at EEH; they are a respected group and may not be thrown out. They may however choose to leave though we hope they do not as they generate all the Economy's money and are working around the clock to increase the value of our drastically failing currency. Just aid their research: we pay government funding into all their endevours.

To earn favour, you must WIN games hosted by a Minister or President. Lots of favour may be exhanged for a prize such as a permenant, high paying, do nothing job in our Senate.

We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy. Remember, though: Thoughtcrime does not entail death; thoughtcrime is death.

FoO is our High Priest and administers all FailBoats. His nickname is Failboat FoO. He is to be revered. The government of EEH and Arvy & Sargy Co. support all his endeavours in DUST, as well. He is wonderful. He is the great FoO.

DUST (The Department of Unethical Scientific Testing) as lead by Friend of Old has a permenant foothold in Empire Earth Heaven as it is apparent their horrific loving torture research is in the best interest of the lands.

War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength. He who controls the past controls the future, and he who controls the present controls the past.

This government is pacifist. However, we do not tolerate heretics of the Mighty Sails, escaped DUST experiments, or various other things.

If there's anything wrong with this or an edit must be made, please, please ask me to edit the thread and I will.

All and any laws broken may result in a ban. We will also sacrifice you to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.





Basic rights:
- Freedom of Speech
- Freedom of the press
- Freedom to express religious beliefs
- Freedom to destroy nuboids
- Freedom of intimidation from the law
- Right to own a pair of bear arms
- All are equal before the court

Ministrial Rights:
- One vote on laws based on each cabinent posision held
- May introduce bills
- Must be nominated and approved by chancellor, vice, or president
- One person can hold up to three ministerial positions
- All open Ministerial positions will be held by the Head of the Senate (owner of the thread). These fields will have an asterisk next to his name.

Chancellor powers:
- May aprove Ministers
- Has one vote in the bill passing process
- Is the current holder of the Evola thread

Vice Presidential Powers
- Holds one vote in the bill passing process
- May approve Ministers
- Can be removed by president at any time
- If during time of crisis, my call NO FAITH on the president

Presidential powers:
- Must be elected every two years
- There can never be more than TWO presidents
- May approve Ministers
- Have right to Veto
- Agreements on all fronts (President, Vice, Chancellor) may not be overruled by sails
- Has right to rule without government in a time of crisis (The Senate must first approve this)
- Has right to defend self against a call of no faith, decided by a ministry vote
- may remove, at will, his vice and reinstate a new one without aproval of Sails
- May remove ministers from office

Amendments:

- Amendments can be proposed by anyone
- Amendments require 2/3 majority to be passed
- Amendments cannot be repealed

The Truly Devout:


GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Arvedui
Nacht

Those with the power to vote on bills:


Normandy
Sargon
Arvedui
Rot
FoO
Maegereg
Scud
Banned
Nacht

Amendments


Amendment 1

We allow the current holder of Evolva to decide who is chancellor. As we all know, we previously held that the current OP of Evolva is simply the chancellor. But this does not hold enough ground, and is not broad enough.

Conditions
Each minister gets to vote on whether they agree with this being passed. I will contact Banned, other EEH president, as soon as possible to shed some light on this proposition. The ministers may vote whenever they wish. Once elected Chancellor, you may not be removed from power unless strong proof arises that you are corrupt, you leave EEH, or you willingly resign.


Amendment 2

DUST is now granted supreme power over all those judged to be sub-par forummers. We need this so that we can develop a drug that will enhance grammar, vocabulary and the need to be constructive and interesting in n00bs.

Conditions
For this DUST will need supreme judgment to rule who are n00bs and who isn't. The head of the new Department of Love will be my trusted associate researcher, Arvedui.



Current Propositions


CP2

How about, at the end of each semi-annual mafia awards, Arvy and I each host a game simultaneously (and collaboratively). We can start on July 2, 2008. The Star Wars theme will last until July 2, 2009.

Conditions
None


Normandy
Sargon - Nay
Arvedui - Aye
Rot - Aye
FoO - Aye
Maegereg
Scud - Aye
Banned
RCM


***

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by Arvedui (edited 02-08-2009 @ 05:02 PM).]

Replies:
posted 06-25-08 10:53 AM EDT (US)     271 / 667  
DUST - Making the world a smarter but somewhat nastier place since 2008.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-25-08 11:13 AM EDT (US)     272 / 667  
DUST: What unethical scientific experiments? I don't see any unethical scientific experiments. Are you sure? Perhaps you should get your vision checked. No, really, just pop in and we'll give you a free vision check. Seriously, it won't hurt a bit.

Maegereg
,,,,,,,,,,Crusader for Commas,,,,,,,,,,
"404 errors scare me too..." -Cadre ][ "We outnumber them. Theoretically, we should win." -RESOME ][ "OD scares me. A lot. I'd sooner drop napalm on it than post on it." -Rotaretilbo
Free Kenan

[This message has been edited by Maegereg (edited 06-25-2008 @ 01:46 PM).]

posted 06-25-08 01:39 PM EDT (US)     273 / 667  
DUST - Come visit us if you clean it up yourself.
or
DUST - Buy your own Sargy now! Current version: Sargy VI.

TBK_-_iDrug
"Because sometimes your posts seem to imply that you're a little high?" - RCM
"And sometimes "a little" is an understatement ;p ..." - Kyr
"I think TBK's subtly trying to tell us he does, but 'legally.' " - Norm
"Or maybe "slightly" illegal" - RCM
"Are you on drugs?" - Gamerrici
posted 06-25-08 04:01 PM EDT (US)     274 / 667  
DUST: Deathly Unnatural Scientific Tampering

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 06-25-08 05:13 PM EDT (US)     275 / 667  
Ethics are for pussies. Real men choose DUST

Ninja Jedi
Hated most heavens
posted 06-25-08 05:19 PM EDT (US)     276 / 667  
DUST: We make the future!

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 06-25-08 05:39 PM EDT (US)     277 / 667  
DUST: Theres morales and then theres DUST.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
posted 06-25-08 05:42 PM EDT (US)     278 / 667  
My brain tells me to say no, but yet my heart tells me to also say no. Oh wait! I guess thats pretty conclusive then
We could vote on it - if TBK is so eager to earn the right to vote, he should see the process in action (and thus his dreams will be realised, or they will be stomped and trampled on by the executive).

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-25-08 05:46 PM EDT (US)     279 / 667  
Yeah but i'd just veto it immediatly !

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
posted 06-25-08 05:52 PM EDT (US)     280 / 667  
Yeah but i'd just veto it immediatly
Fair enough, I'll pay homage to John Stuart Mill anyway though.

So in the interests of liberty and democracy I bring forward the motion to the floor of:

Should TBK be given the vote? Yay or Nay?

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia

[This message has been edited by Scud (edited 06-25-2008 @ 05:52 PM).]

posted 06-25-08 06:47 PM EDT (US)     281 / 667  
Nay.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-25-08 07:00 PM EDT (US)     282 / 667  
May I note, all because I put forward the motion, it doesn't mean I support it.

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-25-08 07:51 PM EDT (US)     283 / 667  
Nay!

Also, added to the OP.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 06-25-08 08:33 PM EDT (US)     284 / 667  
Nay. Senate Fool shouldn't even qualify as a ministerial position.

Maegereg
,,,,,,,,,,Crusader for Commas,,,,,,,,,,
"404 errors scare me too..." -Cadre ][ "We outnumber them. Theoretically, we should win." -RESOME ][ "OD scares me. A lot. I'd sooner drop napalm on it than post on it." -Rotaretilbo
Free Kenan
posted 06-26-08 00:14 AM EDT (US)     285 / 667  
Nay. Senate Fool is not a voting position. In order to vote, TBK must acquire a ministerial position.

"Also, I'm no clearer on what WIFOM is really, although I gather it's something to do with Thymole being gay..." -Sassenach
"I don't lie in my claims and I don't intend to." -WeeMicky
"OH MY GOD A DINOSAUR" -Peter Fallon
posted 06-26-08 08:32 AM EDT (US)     286 / 667  
WHY CAN MR. JANITOR VOTE?
TBK angry!
*Kills TBK000 over and over again to relief his anger*

TBK_-_iDrug
"Because sometimes your posts seem to imply that you're a little high?" - RCM
"And sometimes "a little" is an understatement ;p ..." - Kyr
"I think TBK's subtly trying to tell us he does, but 'legally.' " - Norm
"Or maybe "slightly" illegal" - RCM
"Are you on drugs?" - Gamerrici
posted 06-26-08 08:39 AM EDT (US)     287 / 667  
Vote do you want the right to vote so bad? Not like the right to vote in this forums is worth anything, any real power goes to sails and any important issue doesn't really matter because if it is a good idea, they'll be put forward with unanimous approval from the Senate.

Gigantic fail on me for starting all this rubbish.

Ninja Jedi
Hated most heavens
posted 06-26-08 10:36 AM EDT (US)     288 / 667  
*resists*

Anyway! Nay!

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
posted 06-26-08 10:55 AM EDT (US)     289 / 667  
I get to vote because I'm also the chancellor.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-26-08 12:59 PM EDT (US)     290 / 667  
WTH!
I request the position of an apt minister (like the minister of fail).

TBK_-_iDrug
"Because sometimes your posts seem to imply that you're a little high?" - RCM
"And sometimes "a little" is an understatement ;p ..." - Kyr
"I think TBK's subtly trying to tell us he does, but 'legally.' " - Norm
"Or maybe "slightly" illegal" - RCM
"Are you on drugs?" - Gamerrici
posted 06-26-08 01:10 PM EDT (US)     291 / 667  
Btw....




Nay.

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 06-26-08 01:59 PM EDT (US)     292 / 667  
Maegereg, Banned, Jager and Ninja all get polo shirts. Personally I think Ninja may be winning right now.

Sentate Fool, dance for your vote!

Doctor FoO
posted 06-26-08 02:09 PM EDT (US)     293 / 667  
Personally I think Ninja may be winning right now.
So not TBK? For the Senate Fool he lacks a lot of humour and laugh-inducing material.

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-26-08 02:11 PM EDT (US)     294 / 667  
TBK doesn't even have one of those highly valued polo shirts that most of you are wearing, so he can't be leading in the DUST PR competition. Speaking of which, seeing as how you're all so enthusiastic, do you guys want a seperate thread for it?

Doctor FoO
posted 06-26-08 02:13 PM EDT (US)     295 / 667  
Speaking of which, seeing as how you're all so enthusiastic, do you guys want a seperate thread for it?
Rephrase that as something to vote on or get out. D:

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-26-08 02:18 PM EDT (US)     296 / 667  
Your beaurocracy is giving me a headache, but I find all this red tape strangely arousing.

Would the senate like a new thread for the DUST PR Campaign Competion? Yay or Nay?

Doctor FoO
posted 06-26-08 02:25 PM EDT (US)     297 / 667  
Oh just do it FoO ignore Scud

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
posted 06-26-08 03:14 PM EDT (US)     298 / 667  
Your beaurocracy is giving me a headache


Says it all.

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-26-08 04:23 PM EDT (US)     299 / 667  
I vote yay on FoO's proposition, with the request that I no longer be listed as a DUST test subject.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-26-08 04:46 PM EDT (US)     300 / 667  
CP3 to grant voting rights to TBK has been rejected.


Also, FoO, go make the damned thread.

Also... DUST: Place your future in our hands!

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
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