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posted 06-04-08 04:50 PM EDT (US)   


Welcome, psychopaths, gentlemen, and godly orange sailors! This is the official Adminstration, Senate, and Cabinet of The Banned Pepsi party. Please enjoy your stay and feel most welcome to enter the DUST headquarters!



Executive Branch


Our Lord, God, Master of all Things - GoSailing, the Great
President of Empire Earth Heaven - A_Banned_User
President of Empire Earth Heaven - Normandy
Vice President of EEH - Friend Of Old

Cabinet/Legislative Branch


-- Ministry of Plenty --
Minister of Health - Normandy887
Minister of The Treasury - Arvedui*
Minister of Tax and Economics - Arvedui
Minister of Shipping - Rot
Minister of Transport - FoO

-- Ministry of Peace --
Minister of Defence - Sargon
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Arvedui

-- Ministry of Truth --
Minister of Education - Arvedui*
Minister of Popular Enlightenment - Sargon
Minister of Redundancy Minister - Maeg

-- Ministry of Love --
Head of the Ministry of Love - Arvedui
Minister of Homeland Security - Sargon
Minister of Law and Punishment - Arvedui*

-- Important Heads --
Chancellor - FoO
Mafia Godfather - Rot
CEO and Head Researcher of DUST - FoO
Chairman and Treasurer of the Village Green Preservation Society - Scud
Lord of Humbug - FoO
Head of the Senate - Arvedui

-- Proles --
The Ministry Fool - TBK
Janitor - Nacht
DUST Test Subject - Nacht


All policy shall be decided by the Ministers and Presidents of Empire Earth Heaven. If we should require any other ministers, jobs in the cabinet will open up.


Remember, GoSailing is the Holy God of Everything. You will respect your God higher than the presidents, but they still rule your souls with an iron fist.

There are no opposition parties allowed. Not for two years, the time of the next election.

The title of Chancellor will be given to he who wins Evolva.

Our National Currency shall be the German Mark circa November 1923. So for knuckle draggers, that is 4,000,000,000,000 to one US Dollar.

Arvy & Sargy Co. have a permanent footing at EEH; they are a respected group and may not be thrown out. They may however choose to leave though we hope they do not as they generate all the Economy's money and are working around the clock to increase the value of our drastically failing currency. Just aid their research: we pay government funding into all their endevours.

To earn favour, you must WIN games hosted by a Minister or President. Lots of favour may be exhanged for a prize such as a permenant, high paying, do nothing job in our Senate.

We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy. Remember, though: Thoughtcrime does not entail death; thoughtcrime is death.

FoO is our High Priest and administers all FailBoats. His nickname is Failboat FoO. He is to be revered. The government of EEH and Arvy & Sargy Co. support all his endeavours in DUST, as well. He is wonderful. He is the great FoO.

DUST (The Department of Unethical Scientific Testing) as lead by Friend of Old has a permenant foothold in Empire Earth Heaven as it is apparent their horrific loving torture research is in the best interest of the lands.

War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength. He who controls the past controls the future, and he who controls the present controls the past.

This government is pacifist. However, we do not tolerate heretics of the Mighty Sails, escaped DUST experiments, or various other things.

If there's anything wrong with this or an edit must be made, please, please ask me to edit the thread and I will.

All and any laws broken may result in a ban. We will also sacrifice you to the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.





Basic rights:
- Freedom of Speech
- Freedom of the press
- Freedom to express religious beliefs
- Freedom to destroy nuboids
- Freedom of intimidation from the law
- Right to own a pair of bear arms
- All are equal before the court

Ministrial Rights:
- One vote on laws based on each cabinent posision held
- May introduce bills
- Must be nominated and approved by chancellor, vice, or president
- One person can hold up to three ministerial positions
- All open Ministerial positions will be held by the Head of the Senate (owner of the thread). These fields will have an asterisk next to his name.

Chancellor powers:
- May aprove Ministers
- Has one vote in the bill passing process
- Is the current holder of the Evola thread

Vice Presidential Powers
- Holds one vote in the bill passing process
- May approve Ministers
- Can be removed by president at any time
- If during time of crisis, my call NO FAITH on the president

Presidential powers:
- Must be elected every two years
- There can never be more than TWO presidents
- May approve Ministers
- Have right to Veto
- Agreements on all fronts (President, Vice, Chancellor) may not be overruled by sails
- Has right to rule without government in a time of crisis (The Senate must first approve this)
- Has right to defend self against a call of no faith, decided by a ministry vote
- may remove, at will, his vice and reinstate a new one without aproval of Sails
- May remove ministers from office

Amendments:

- Amendments can be proposed by anyone
- Amendments require 2/3 majority to be passed
- Amendments cannot be repealed

The Truly Devout:


GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Arvedui
Nacht

Those with the power to vote on bills:


Normandy
Sargon
Arvedui
Rot
FoO
Maegereg
Scud
Banned
Nacht

Amendments


Amendment 1

We allow the current holder of Evolva to decide who is chancellor. As we all know, we previously held that the current OP of Evolva is simply the chancellor. But this does not hold enough ground, and is not broad enough.

Conditions
Each minister gets to vote on whether they agree with this being passed. I will contact Banned, other EEH president, as soon as possible to shed some light on this proposition. The ministers may vote whenever they wish. Once elected Chancellor, you may not be removed from power unless strong proof arises that you are corrupt, you leave EEH, or you willingly resign.


Amendment 2

DUST is now granted supreme power over all those judged to be sub-par forummers. We need this so that we can develop a drug that will enhance grammar, vocabulary and the need to be constructive and interesting in n00bs.

Conditions
For this DUST will need supreme judgment to rule who are n00bs and who isn't. The head of the new Department of Love will be my trusted associate researcher, Arvedui.



Current Propositions


CP2

How about, at the end of each semi-annual mafia awards, Arvy and I each host a game simultaneously (and collaboratively). We can start on July 2, 2008. The Star Wars theme will last until July 2, 2009.

Conditions
None


Normandy
Sargon - Nay
Arvedui - Aye
Rot - Aye
FoO - Aye
Maegereg
Scud - Aye
Banned
RCM


***

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by Arvedui (edited 02-08-2009 @ 05:02 PM).]

Replies:
posted 06-04-08 04:51 PM EDT (US)     1 / 667  
Please tell me what I can do to improve this humble thread.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 06-04-08 05:25 PM EDT (US)     2 / 667  
Me and Banned will let you become Co-Vice President. And also, I choose to remove myself from Minister of Health.

EE forever
posted 06-04-08 06:02 PM EDT (US)     3 / 667  
Ummm...the Cabinet is part of the executive.

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
posted 06-04-08 07:10 PM EDT (US)     4 / 667  
I want to be the First Lady! :P

Rick Goodman Enthusiast
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posted 06-04-08 07:36 PM EDT (US)     5 / 667  
Please promote me, or at least remove "lowly" from my title.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 02:30 AM EDT (US)     6 / 667  
Just as corrupt as before, Arvy.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 06-05-08 02:53 AM EDT (US)     7 / 667  
Remove the spaghetti monster. Its a remnant of Biology teachers being forced to teach religion with Evolution, but they taught the wrong one. If you must, replace it with a picture of me.

"It seems to me the humour of Sails is so dry you could strike a match on it and it would be the humour that caught fire." - Friend of Old
posted 06-05-08 07:12 AM EDT (US)     8 / 667  
Or replace it with the mighty LION-O


house won this
posted 06-05-08 07:29 AM EDT (US)     9 / 667  
LION-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
posted 06-05-08 12:28 PM EDT (US)     10 / 667  
wtf?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 12:36 PM EDT (US)     11 / 667  
I propose we replace the sagetti monster with Sargon III. the most horrific, deformed beast in the land.

Arvy, you need to add a rule about religion. We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy.

The truely devout:

GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Mr. Dui

Doctor FoO
posted 06-05-08 12:51 PM EDT (US)     12 / 667  
If I join, will I get promoted?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 01:51 PM EDT (US)     13 / 667  
I'm still wondering if I could somehow get some sort of psition like Mercenary Captain or something like that. Seeing as EEH doesn't have an army you guys hire me...

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
posted 06-05-08 02:45 PM EDT (US)     14 / 667  
TWO SENATES?? FTW I CONFUSED!

TBK_-_iDrug
"Because sometimes your posts seem to imply that you're a little high?" - RCM
"And sometimes "a little" is an understatement ;p ..." - Kyr
"I think TBK's subtly trying to tell us he does, but 'legally.' " - Norm
"Or maybe "slightly" illegal" - RCM
"Are you on drugs?" - Gamerrici
posted 06-05-08 02:47 PM EDT (US)     15 / 667  
Tell you what Cat, you can become the head of DUST's 'Security' forces. When I say security they secure everything of DUST's, and everything DUST wants. Ho ho.

Doctor FoO
posted 06-05-08 03:16 PM EDT (US)     16 / 667  
And since I'm a member of Catabre's mercenaries, I get hired too

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 03:19 PM EDT (US)     17 / 667  
Aye, but instead of guns you get a duster. Get to it.

Doctor FoO
posted 06-05-08 03:23 PM EDT (US)     18 / 667  
FTW I CONFUSED!
FAIL

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 06-05-08 03:33 PM EDT (US)     19 / 667  
*Dusts* I still have my sniper rifle, though I haven't used it in a while.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 03:37 PM EDT (US)     20 / 667  
Then cunningly disguise it using this broomstick, and be prepared to sipe at my command. When the Sargons escaped, take 'em down. I'll pay you in dounuts if you don't mind. We overtook a police station for a staging area last week and we're overstocked with the things.

In fact...

FREE DONUTS FOR ALL!

Doctor FoO
posted 06-05-08 03:43 PM EDT (US)     21 / 667  
*Eats donuts* I'll also accept fresh licorice.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 03:46 PM EDT (US)     22 / 667  
FREE DONUTS FOR ALL!
Oh that's it! I'm staging a rebellion with the Sargons at my command! I cannot have a Brit spelling doughnut with half the letters missed out! Forth, Sargons, to hiding! For I have a plan, and a guid oon a' thait...

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos.
posted 06-05-08 03:59 PM EDT (US)     23 / 667  
Quickly Catabre, we must put down this rebellion! *Grabs donut and sniper rifle, opens fire*

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 04:07 PM EDT (US)     24 / 667  
I want to be the First Lady!
I need a wedding certificate.
Please promote me, or at least remove "lowly" from my title.
Fine.
Remove the spaghetti monster. Its a remnant of Biology teachers being forced to teach religion with Evolution, but they taught the wrong one. If you must, replace it with a picture of me.
I need a picture of you, please.
I propose we replace the sagetti monster with Sargon III. the most horrific, deformed beast in the land.
Yes, agreed, and the picture of Sails can be added as an idol of sorts.
Arvy, you need to add a rule about religion. We have freedom of religion, although should you not freely choose to follow the United Reformed Church of the Almighty GoSailing, one of the truely devot will club you for heresy.

The truely devout:

GoSailing (Ahhhahh-Ah-Ah-ah)
Failboat FoO
Rotters
Mr. Dui
Will do. And I'm proud to be one fo the truly devout. Hail!
Tell you what Cat, you can become the head of DUST's 'Security' forces. When I say security they secure everything of DUST's, and everything DUST wants. Ho ho.
Fine with that.

Also, can someone please garner a list of motions that were passed in the old Senate thread for me? I plan to add a list of all laws, a list of motions being passed through the Senate, and a list of people who can vote on bills.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
posted 06-05-08 04:08 PM EDT (US)     25 / 667  
Monkey fingers in conviniently wrapped packaging! Sargon you have laid waste to my superior stratagem! Whereby I misspell doughnut and bring about American trust in my product, where in fact I have laced it with neurotoxins that will allow me contol of thier minds, allowing me to force them to speak and spell correctly! By picking me up on one spelling error you bring about billions (1,000,000,000,000's) more!

I waste my time upon you you jingoisitic numpty. Go colour by numbers.

*glances over at RCM, who is now colouring by numbers*

At least I got one of them, except, NO! The dust he breathed in from cleaning DUST has given him enhanced immunity to my toxin!

*breaks down crying*

Doctor FoO
posted 06-05-08 04:36 PM EDT (US)     26 / 667  
*Hugs FoO* It's alright, it's alright. Don't worry, everything is ok. And Arvy, please change my title to Janitor/Assistant Head of Security.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 04:57 PM EDT (US)     27 / 667  
If Lion-O isn't in the title page by dawn I declare an embargo of all goods against this thread.

house won this
posted 06-05-08 06:44 PM EDT (US)     28 / 667  
Better get ready to delare then.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
posted 06-05-08 07:38 PM EDT (US)     29 / 667  
I dont understand this. Can I join? What do I do?

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posted 06-05-08 07:51 PM EDT (US)     30 / 667  
I don't understand either

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
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